Comments | thisislexluthor: Which one of you is responsible for the ATROCITY?!

thisislexluthor

Which one of you is responsible for the ATROCITY?!

Jul 07, 2009 01:29

Firstly, that man looks nothing like me.

Secondly, WHICH OF YOU TRAITOROUS SLAGS LEAKED MY FUCKING NOTES TO THE INTERNET?! I WAS GOING TO GET TO MEET BARACK OBAMA AND NOW MY ENTIRE GODDAMN SPEECH IS ON THE INTERNET WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT AND I HADN'T FINISHED REFINING IT AND NOW I NEVER WILL! NOW I AM JUST GOING TO HAVE TO STEAL MORE PARTS TO ( Read more... )

death death death death, i hate everyone in the entire world, i hate the internet, fuck you all, superman is a dick

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theactionace July 7 2009, 05:36:10 UTC

Uh.... language?

thisislexluthor July 7 2009, 05:37:07 UTC

THE STREETS WILL RUN RED WITH YOUR BLOOD!

theactionace July 7 2009, 05:38:12 UTC

I wasn't responsible for this. My life doesn't revolve around making yours miserable.

thisislexluthor July 7 2009, 05:39:19 UTC

LIES!

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mastahwayne July 7 2009, 05:40:17 UTC

Jesus, Lex. Get a grip.

It's called anger management.

thisislexluthor July 7 2009, 05:43:46 UTC

YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU, YOU BAT-THEMED PSYCHOPATH, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE!

mastahwayne July 7 2009, 05:45:17 UTC

Aww. Calm down.

We should do lunch sometime. :)

thisislexluthor July 7 2009, 05:46:07 UTC

I WILL BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE. DO NOT THINK I AM JOKING.

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androgyneninja July 7 2009, 18:11:15 UTC

Oh, Honey.

... Scotch?

Or else, A bloody jihad on the imposter?

thisislexluthor July 7 2009, 20:11:33 UTC

I HAVE DONE SO MUCH FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD. I GOT SARAH PALIN TO RESIGN RAS A FOURTH OF JULY PRESENT FOR THE COUNTRY, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?!

ladydreamer July 7 2009, 20:35:42 UTC

OMG, you caused that? My love for you is overflowing. Or it would be if it weren't already from the change in layout. Rawr.

(That guy's baldcap is ridiculous. If you're going to impersonate a Luthor, you must commit to shaving. Everywhere.)

thisislexluthor July 8 2009, 02:21:07 UTC

Thank you, dear.

And honestly, was there not a mirror on set? Couldn't the imitation Mercy have told him how bad the baldcap looked? IT TAKES EFFORT TO PULL OFF BALDNESS!

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harvey_twoface July 7 2009, 22:12:43 UTC

...Oops?

thisislexluthor July 8 2009, 02:29:45 UTC

...

All right. In an effort to avoid killing you, I've been driving in circles outside the city for about thirty minutes. Also, this has been sent to several major newspapers, courtesy of "you":

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harvey_twoface July 8 2009, 03:21:39 UTC

That's just hurtful.

destinyawakened July 8 2009, 13:25:22 UTC

Aw, Lex. *pats* I totally understand why you'd be upset by this. Maybe take a breather and have a drink and calm down before you do something you may regret? just a thought. if not, I'll go duck somewhere, as not to get hit by flying desks and other objects.

thisislexluthor July 9 2009, 04:33:21 UTC

I've had many drinks, and they've made me calm by virtue of being too unstable to move. So it's probably safe to stand up.