Which one of you is responsible for the ATROCITY?!

[thisislexluthor]

Firstly, that man looks nothing like me.

Secondly, WHICH OF YOU TRAITOROUS SLAGS LEAKED MY FUCKING NOTES TO THE INTERNET?! I WAS GOING TO GET TO MEET BARACK OBAMA AND NOW MY ENTIRE GODDAMN SPEECH IS ON THE INTERNET WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT AND I HADN'T FINISHED REFINING IT AND NOW I NEVER WILL! NOW I AM JUST GOING TO HAVE TO STEAL MORE PARTS TO

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[thisislexluthor]

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All right. In an effort to avoid killing you, I've been driving in circles outside the city for about thirty minutes. Also, this has been sent to several major newspapers, courtesy of "you":




I feel good about it, considering I threw my Blackberry at a wall several times.

[harvey_twoface]

That's just hurtful.