Rachel Dawes and Alternate Dimensions

[thisislexluthor]

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So, because recent events have neccessitated that I fix the portal to an alternate universe that I keep in the basement of my lab or die, I thought now would be a decent time to ramble about alternate dimensions.

To the best of my knowledge, the Rachel Dawes that was tossed into an alternate dimension was herself from an

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[mastahwayne]

I could go.

[thisislexluthor]

That could work, since you're currently insane but usually competent.

[mastahwayne]

I'm always insane. But who says they're mutually exclusive?

[itsthecommish]

So that's what happened. I don't believe it.

Am I going to have to arrest you for feeding me all this hocus pocus nonsense? Or can you tell me where Rachel Dawes really is?

[thisislexluthor]

...

She'll be right back?

Oh, speaking of Gotham and insanity, is the other Harvey Dent in the hospital? Would it be possible for you to compare his DNA to the Harvey that you hate?

[itsthecommish]

... All this science stuff is too confusing for me. I guess until I have proof that you're lying, I can't do anything.

Yeah - the poor guy's in a coma. Thank god he's not in critical condition anymore. Why? What are you planning to do if I help you? I'm not about to assist you in some... evil, no-good scheme.

[thisislexluthor]

I just want to know their DNA is identical. Since they look identical, and we already have one clone running around.

[theactionace]

I volunteer.

[thisislexluthor]

What if the chemicals in the air make you evil, or turn you into a bear, or everyone there uses magic? Or some other completely random way in which your powers can be turned against you?

[theactionace]

Thanks for your concern, but I'd rather I was in potential danger than anyone else.

...Besides, from your scientific spiel up there, the only difference between our two dimensions is the node in the timeline in which the choice was made between Harvey or Rachel. Theoretically.

[thisislexluthor]

But I'm almost certain she didn't end up in her home dimension, since the odds of that are astronomical. The portal isn't refined enough for me to be able to target a specific dimension anyway. The only reason we'll be able to find Rachel is because she has the tracking device with her.

Unless she let go of it before landing in the alternate dimension, in which case we're screwed. Scientifically speaking.

[harvey_twoface]

...there is probably a dimension in which we are all prostitutes, aside from Harvey, who is actually a devout priest.

Ha ha.

[feartoxin]

...Am I an altar boy in that dimension?

[thisislexluthor]

No, you are also a prostitute.

[feartoxin]

We already knew that, Lex. Try to keep up.

[savemoony]

Hi. New here. Can you list all of the 52 universes for me?

[thisislexluthor]

...No.

[savemoony]

Then how do you know there are 52?

[thisislexluthor]

There are 52 known universes, meaning 52 that have been documented. If Rachel ends up in one that we didn't know about, that would make 53 known universes, and I get my name in the scientific journals again.