I did it! I made a lasting contribution to society. One that may live beyond me, and enrich the lives of future generations. I can now die happy, having fulfilled my purpose in life ( Read more... )

Amazed, Surprised, Awed, Happy ( Read more... )

Well, I'm writing this entry because a number of you have requested an update on my fitness ( Read more... )

Well, my fitness strategy (fitness = workout + diet) of the past few months has been proven a failure ( Read more... )

As I walked into my building today, I noticed a delivery man with an elaborate rose arrangement in a nice vase. I smirked and said to myself "What a waste of $70 ( Read more... )

I think I was finally discriminated against! Its about time! I felt like I was missing out on one of the key experiences of being human ( Read more... )

Here's a question I've been pondering ( Read more... )

Hmmm... I have a slightly embarrassing event to share with y'all ( Read more... )

I'm amazed at how much listening to music while programming has improved my quality of life at the office. I haven't tried this before, as I usually like to hear when people are approching my cube ( Read more... )

My basement river overflowed its concrete banks.

Minor flooding was reported from the washing machine all the way to the oil tank.

Luckily, no casualties were reported... At least of the 2 or 4 legged variety. Reports are still coming in from the 6 legged and 8 legged communities.

-- Joel