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[insidethepalm]

Darlings, isn't this all a bit much?

Fictional? I mean, okay, when I first found out I was a mutant, yes, it seemed outlandish. But you're going to tell me that my powers aren't real and that someone just made them up because they were bored? Who the hell is Stan Lee?

I will make sure he's obsessed with Willem Dafoe for the rest of his life.

Comments

[ella_va]

I always liked Rogue best.

[insidethepalm]

She is a dear. A slightly crazy, full of too many souls sort of dear.

[ella_va]

Sooooooo.

Did you fuck her?

[insidethepalm]

...Dear God, what?

She was a child when I first started teaching anywhere! No!

[obiwanedyou]

I see your Dafoe and raise you a Shatner.

--no offence, Captain Kirk.

[insidethepalm]

Oh, even better.

[anythingisfora]

.. Heh, Ron would lose it.

[insidethepalm]

I hear this a lot.

[anythingisfora]

Well, you are one of the most attractive X-Men, from what I've been told.

[insidethepalm]

One of?

I mean, thank you, darling.

[if_i_gotta]

OH SHIT AN X-MAN

DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH RO--

Oh. I'm too late.

[insidethepalm]

NOT EVERYONE HAS SLEPT WITH ROGUE.

[if_i_gotta]

All the smart ones did!

[if_i_gotta]

[ireneimpala]

You know, some of us find Willem Dafoe kind of attractive.

Just saying.

[velvety_smooth]

What? Seriously?

Am I actually with you in the future? Because the more you say stuff like that, the scarier that sounds.

[ireneimpala]

...

Oh, fuck it.

USER HAS SIGNED OFF

[ella_va]

You're dating your car?

Well, she does have a nice ass.

I had good times hotboxing in you, Irene.