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[insidethepalm]

Darlings, isn't this all a bit much?

Fictional? I mean, okay, when I first found out I was a mutant, yes, it seemed outlandish. But you're going to tell me that my powers aren't real and that someone just made them up because they were bored? Who the hell is Stan Lee?

I will make sure he's obsessed with Willem Dafoe for the rest of his life.

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[ireneimpala]

You know, some of us find Willem Dafoe kind of attractive.

Just saying.

[velvety_smooth]

What? Seriously?

Am I actually with you in the future? Because the more you say stuff like that, the scarier that sounds.

[ireneimpala]

...

Oh, fuck it.

USER HAS SIGNED OFF

[ella_va]

You're dating your car?

Well, she does have a nice ass.

I had good times hotboxing in you, Irene.

[velvety_smooth]

No, I'm not! Future me dated her in that alternate timeline twenty years from now and she comes back to our time with all these expectations... Oh, it is so friggin' weird.