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[insidethepalm]

Darlings, isn't this all a bit much?

Fictional? I mean, okay, when I first found out I was a mutant, yes, it seemed outlandish. But you're going to tell me that my powers aren't real and that someone just made them up because they were bored? Who the hell is Stan Lee?

I will make sure he's obsessed with Willem Dafoe for the rest of his life.

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[ella_va]

I always liked Rogue best.

[insidethepalm]

She is a dear. A slightly crazy, full of too many souls sort of dear.

[ella_va]

Sooooooo.

Did you fuck her?

[insidethepalm]

...Dear God, what?

She was a child when I first started teaching anywhere! No!

[ella_va]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Frost

You're hot. Maybe hotter than Rogue.

You were a stripper? Care to show me a few moves?

[insidethepalm]

I am hot, you're right. Much hotter than Rogue, darling.

...my time with the Hellfire Club is something I do not want to relive...but I'll see what I can do.

[ella_va]

Mmm. I'll meet you at L5P whenever you want.

[insidethepalm]

Oh...lovely. I suppose it's a dirty club with cheap beer? The sort of place Logan would love?

[ella_va]

No.

It's a crunk club. People are more into smoking than drinking, if you know what I mean.

[insidethepalm]

...Oh, even better.

How...Canadian. Where's Logan when I need him?

[ella_va]

What, you not into kryp?

[insidethepalm]

Darling, I'm a billionaire, and a telepath. A) Never wanted to do the cheap drugs and b) I don't do anything that would impair the amazing mind I have.

[ella_va]

Oh, the drugs I'm on aren't cheap, trust me. But.. second point taken.

[insidethepalm]

...

this place is frazzling. you did that on purpose, to mess with me. but no, anna marie and i never...fucked.

i'm much more into billionaires and men with lasers for eyes.

[ella_va]

To..

Yeah. Let's go with that.