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[commander_fatty]

Hello? Has anyone seen my wife? Her name's Kara, she also goes by Starbuck. Kara, honey are you here? She went missing about five days ago and I thought maybe she was sucked through one of these portals. Can someone please tell me she's ok?

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[captain_svimes]

i am just as confused as you, sir.

[commander_fatty]

I tried the cafeteria but she wasn't there. Then I looked in the bar and she wasn't there. I don't know where else to look!

[captain_svimes]

i have no idea who she is, as i am lost here as well.

[commander_fatty]

Gods damn it! I have to find her.

[starsignal]

Lee, she's probably at the resistance headquarters. It's a few floors down at a secret location. When you find her, you should look into the workout facilities around here.

[commander_fatty]

What do you mean I need to look into the workout facilities? What resistance? Gods are the Cylons here?

[starsignal]

Um....It's a long story. Forget about the cylons for now. These guys are just bad guys. Period.

Well, if you don't want to work out, why not go for a jog with me and Madame President later? She needs to keep her energy up.

[commander_fatty]

Really that bad? I didn't know the President was here. Who else?

[yup_whitesuit]

HEY D YOU THINK ANI IS FAT JUST LOOK AT THIS GUY, LOOK AT HIM D---

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...oh

[commander_fatty]

Shut the frak up! I am not fat!

[yup_whitesuit]

Oh good kriffing Force.

Commander, I can assure you that will not happen again because Hagurumon is having all of his holonet privileges indefinitely suspended.

[commander_fatty]

Good, cause I'm not frakking fat! What the frak is that thing anyways? Gods damn I'm hungry now.

[streamfetish]

Hello, Commander Adama.

Holy. Frak. This is a goldmine. If only my physical self were here for this.

Kara is fine. But she is not your wife.

[commander_fatty]

What the frak do you mean she's not my wife? I married her. I have a pretty distinct memory of doing it.

[streamfetish]

If you are not yet aware, there has been an... incident with the nature of causality. The waters of the stream have become greatly muddied. You have not yet married Kara here. She is mine single still.

[commander_fatty]

What the frak? Is she at least alright?

[12inchblaster]

Well now you're just a fatty fatty two-by-four, ain't ya?

[commander_fatty]

I AM NOT FAT! What the frak is wrong with everyone? I am not fat! Even if I were I could still kick your ass behind the stick of a Viper, old man.

[yubyubcommander]

I would love to see you try to outfly ANY of my pilots.

fatty

[12inchblaster]

Damn straight! Wedge, we can't let that fatty talk to us this way.