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[commander_fatty]

Hello? Has anyone seen my wife? Her name's Kara, she also goes by Starbuck. Kara, honey are you here? She went missing about five days ago and I thought maybe she was sucked through one of these portals. Can someone please tell me she's ok?

Comments

[12inchblaster]

Well now you're just a fatty fatty two-by-four, ain't ya?

[commander_fatty]

I AM NOT FAT! What the frak is wrong with everyone? I am not fat! Even if I were I could still kick your ass behind the stick of a Viper, old man.

[yubyubcommander]

I would love to see you try to outfly ANY of my pilots.

fatty

[12inchblaster]

Damn straight! Wedge, we can't let that fatty talk to us this way.

[yubyubcommander]

Seriously. It would be a health risk to even let him in the cockpit of snubfighter in the shape he's in.

That shape being round.

[yup_whitesuit]

I told him so!

HAGURUMON YOU ARE GROUNDED SO HELP ME FORCE--

[commander_fatty]

Frak you and you and you and every single one of you. I can outfly any of you.

[yup_whitesuit]

Leave Hagurumon alone even though he is sitting in the naughty digimon corner

Whatever piloting skill you imagine you have will do you no good here.

[commander_fatty]

I was the CAG for Gods' sakes. I know how to fly, and for the last time I am not fat.

[yup_whitesuit]

That means nothing to me. You are in an all-duracrete base which may be located underground for all we know.

Denial is not only a system on the eastern end of the galaxy, apparently.

[commander_fatty]

I am not in denial! Who the hell are you anyways?

[yup_whitesuit]

You are denying that you are in denial?

My name is Anakin Skywalker and I am a Jedi.

[commander_fatty]

Lee Adama Battlestar Pegasus commanding, and I am not in denial about being in denial.

[yubyubcommander]

Oh man, that's rich. Once this war stuff is kriffing over I'm getting some flight sims in here just so I can prove how wrong you are.

Fatty McFat

[commander_fatty]

You are on ferret face!