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[commander_fatty]

Hello? Has anyone seen my wife? Her name's Kara, she also goes by Starbuck. Kara, honey are you here? She went missing about five days ago and I thought maybe she was sucked through one of these portals. Can someone please tell me she's ok?

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[starsignal]

Lee, she's probably at the resistance headquarters. It's a few floors down at a secret location. When you find her, you should look into the workout facilities around here.

[commander_fatty]

What do you mean I need to look into the workout facilities? What resistance? Gods are the Cylons here?

[starsignal]

Um....It's a long story. Forget about the cylons for now. These guys are just bad guys. Period.

Well, if you don't want to work out, why not go for a jog with me and Madame President later? She needs to keep her energy up.

[commander_fatty]

Really that bad? I didn't know the President was here. Who else?

[starsignal]

She's here, and so is Helo Agathon and Gaius Baltar. A cylon as well. The Leoben model, but he's the last of your worries. You didn't here it from me, but your wife has been spending a lot of time with Helo...

[starsignal]

here? hear. Sorry, I haven't had a lot of sleep, what with the chaos.

[commander_fatty]

Glad to hear Helo is around. I trust Kara, they've always been close and Helo isn't the sort to cheat on his wife. Leoben? Frak me! Baltar as well. Just what the frak is going on?

[starsignal]

Trust? If you say so...

As for what's been going on, well, there was a dance, and then a song. Then everyone started dying and a rift opened up, which frakked up space and time. In fact, I think that's how you got here.

[commander_fatty]

Of course I trust Kara, she and Helo go way back. Why is there something I should know? Frak that all sounds awful.