so i was counting out change for the pizza that my brother and i just ordered and i realized i was 10 cents short from having the exact change i needed. so i was like fuck it and walked barefoot into the other room.
then i realized i had a dime stuck to the bottom of my foot. a-fucking-mazing.
beautifuldsastr: remember that one time at that party at my apt. when we kept sneaking away and putting mustard in lunch meat and eating them? socialistretard: yess socialistretard: good thing we were sneaky socialistretard: people would ask for some