Future Shock is an anthology sci-fi/horror/who-knows-what movie that features an impressive cast. Since this is an anthology film, the big guns get very little screen time. Seriously, you know something’s wrong when you’ve got Bill Paxton, Brion James, and Martin Kove in a movie but they never once share a scene together ( Read more... )

GOD DAMN! How many of these Hot Line “features” are there? (I say “features” because they’re nothing more than three episodes of the Skinamax TV show edited together ( Read more... )

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I love how this movie starts off with a little title card that reads, “In Color”; as if we couldn’t figure it out for ourselves. Then Sebastian Cabot appears onscreen as a fat ass British dude (AKA: Himself) who hosts two episodes of a Twilight Zone wannabe TV show from Hammer Studios. You know it’s not a good sign when he says, “You’ll be ( Read more... )

I always thought Tanya Roberts was mega-hot.  In fact, I think I just may have popped my first boner while watching her in Sheena.  Although she doesn’t show off her best assets here like she did in that movie, she was still looking good in this three episode anthology from the 90’s Skinamax TV show.

The first episode is The Gardener.  It’s all ( Read more... )

Here’s four episodes of the Skinamax show, The Erotic Traveler strung together.  I never watched the show before but it’s basically just about these two gals (Divini Rai and Kaylani Lei) that travel all around fucking people (usually on their lunch breaks).  One chick bangs some random dude (Frankie Cullen from all those Jim Wynorski and Fred Olen ( Read more... )

Ever since I saw Erotic Survivor back in the day, I’ve been a die hard Misty Mundae fan.  With her tight little bod and innocent doe-eyed stare, she’s easily the most recognizable (and hottest) gal from Seduction Cinema’s stable of Skinamax actresses.  Whenever you see her in a Skinamax flick, you know that even though the movie may suck, you can ( Read more... )

I have a soft spot in my heart for anthology horror movies from the 80’s.  Even I have to admit that After Midnight is still a weak entry in the genre, especially when you compare it to Tales from the Crypt, which came out the same year.  It was written and directed by Jim and Ken Wheat, the dudes who did that one Ewok TV movie.  If that isn’t a ( Read more... )

Masters of horror Stephen King and George Romero had absolutely nothing to do with this crappy sequel.  It comes to us courtesy of Ana Clavell and James Glenn Dudelson; the folks responsible for the putrid Day of the Dead 2:  Contagium.  Maybe because of my devastatingly low expectations, I didn’t completely hate Creepshow 3.  Sure, it’s plenty bad ( Read more... )

In 1982, director George Romero and screenwriter Stephen King teamed up for Creepshow and it resulted in one of the best horror anthologies ever made.  Five years later, Creepshow 2 was released.  This time out, King only provided the stories (and made his obligatory cameo) and Romero adapted them for the screen.  Romero promoted his usual ( Read more... )