001

[thesizeofabarge]

What a fall! I thought I was done for. I should have known better, though: it'll take more than that to kill me!

[There's a pause of about five or ten minutes.]

Not a scratch on me. I knew it! Perfect as usual!

The landing must have knocked me out, though. There aren't any bruises, but I slept like a rock. Why, it's after noon

Comments

JD gets straight to the point.

[ichlugebullets]

Someone more delusional than I supposedly am... This is a trip. You're not allowed those things because you screwed up and now you're a prisoner on the omniboat. Sorry.

JD! YOU BROKE HIS BRAIN, YOU JERK. :C

[thesizeofabarge]

HE IS. He is a jerk. :c

[ichlugebullets]

Yeah. Might try leaving your room, or cabin, or whatever. There's a mondo amount of ship to be had.

[thesizeofabarge]

This must be someone's idea of a joke, putting one of those things from the castle in my room.

Now, who put you in here? Tell me, or I'll start ripping out your pages!

He thinks you're JD. Or the book. Or something.

[thesizeofabarge]

I thought I told you to stop talking to me.

Getting the hang of it now...

[thesizeofabarge]

Why are you writing to me?

Are you a girl? Girls often write to me.

[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah...no.

When you say 'knocked me out', what you're actually looking for is 'killed me'. If you don't know what the heck's going on, that means you're a prisoner here, and all the inmates got here by dying back home.

You're not in Kansas any more, Dorothy. Try taking a look outside your room.

[thesizeofabarge]

Someone killed you?

[gotgreenmagic]

I'm pretty sure it was having a building land on me that killed me, but yeah. And I'm gonna go straight ahead and guess that you should be a red smear on a roadside somewhere.

...

Seriously, have you bothered opening the door yet? This is always way easier once you've had your mind broken by your new surroundings.

[thesizeofabarge]

A red smear?

You're all crazy. I'm not dead. I just checked myself. I don't have so much as a hangnail!

[thesizeofabarge]

I'm an inmate? What is that supposed to mean?

[voiceshall_echo]

It means we are prisoners.

[thesizeofabarge]

...Who's "we"?!

[young_idealist]

I think you'll find a distinct lack of deer here, monsieur. Or pheasant.

[thesizeofabarge]

Oh? And why's that?

[young_idealist]

This is a ship. We don't have wildlife roaming the corridors.

[thesizeofabarge]

I'm not on a ship. I'm not even near the sea.

I'm in my bedroom.