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[thesizeofabarge]

What a fall! I thought I was done for. I should have known better, though: it'll take more than that to kill me!

[There's a pause of about five or ten minutes.]

Not a scratch on me. I knew it! Perfect as usual!

The landing must have knocked me out, though. There aren't any bruises, but I slept like a rock. Why, it's after noon

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[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah...no.

When you say 'knocked me out', what you're actually looking for is 'killed me'. If you don't know what the heck's going on, that means you're a prisoner here, and all the inmates got here by dying back home.

You're not in Kansas any more, Dorothy. Try taking a look outside your room.

[thesizeofabarge]

Someone killed you?

[gotgreenmagic]

I'm pretty sure it was having a building land on me that killed me, but yeah. And I'm gonna go straight ahead and guess that you should be a red smear on a roadside somewhere.

...

Seriously, have you bothered opening the door yet? This is always way easier once you've had your mind broken by your new surroundings.

[thesizeofabarge]

A red smear?

You're all crazy. I'm not dead. I just checked myself. I don't have so much as a hangnail!

[gotgreenmagic]

Let me use short words for you, slick. You should be dead, but for whatever reason this place brought you here instead of whatever it is that's supposed to happen after you die.

And 'this place' is a prison ship. You're in jail. Try taking a look outside and you'll notice pretty quickly that this is not the Ye Olde Wherever you've come from.

[thesizeofabarge]

I don't know what kind of prank this is, but you can't outsmart me.

[gotgreenmagic]

You're right. To outsmart you I guess I'd have to credit you with some intelligence to begin with.

[thesizeofabarge]

Why, thank you!

SHEGO SURRENDERS.

[gotgreenmagic]