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[thesizeofabarge]

What a fall! I thought I was done for. I should have known better, though: it'll take more than that to kill me!

[There's a pause of about five or ten minutes.]

Not a scratch on me. I knew it! Perfect as usual!

The landing must have knocked me out, though. There aren't any bruises, but I slept like a rock. Why, it's after noon

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[thesizeofabarge]

I'm an inmate? What is that supposed to mean?

[voiceshall_echo]

It means we are prisoners.

[thesizeofabarge]

...Who's "we"?!

argh wrong icon. *Shakes fist*

[voiceshall_echo]

You don't listen very well, do you? There are several people aboard this vessel. I would venture that there are many.

[thesizeofabarge]

I'm a prisoner.

On a ship.

With a room that looks like my room.

Where? Where are we?

[voiceshall_echo]

Space, it would seem.

[thesizeofabarge]

Space?

[voiceshall_echo]

Did I stutter?

They didn't call it "space" in his time. :\

[thesizeofabarge]

No, I don't think you did. Do you stutter a lot?

What do you mean, space? Space isn't a place.

Oh, time craziness.

[voiceshall_echo]

You are a fool, aren't you? No.

I assume you have cast your eyes upward, seen the stars? That is space.

[thesizeofabarge]

The stars? That's the sky, you idiot. The Heavens.

[voiceshall_echo]

No, you poor simpleton, it is not the 'Heavens.' Perhaps you should go find a window and see for yourself.

..NOW he's freaked out. THANKS.

[thesizeofabarge]

There's nothing outside my window.

8] Mission accomplished.

[voiceshall_echo]

Are rifles the most advanced weaponry of your time?

[thesizeofabarge]

What?

Didn't you see what I wrote?!

There's NOTHING outside my window!