If you have anything to say, say it here! Is my français trop mauvais? Did I screw up my history? Am I just that bad? Tell me here!

... If you have something nice to say, that's okay too.

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It's my birthday today! Please don't ask how old I am as it's rather difficult for me to answer completely truthfully and that seems like the theme of the day. Ah, but I'm upset... I should be at home, celebrating with my people, you know? La Fête Nationale is one of the most important days of the year in my house and I love spending it with my ( Read more... )

[Action, for 1446 Mitchell Road]

[Francis wakes up early, with a smile on his face. Nothing like a public holiday to put a man in a good mood, right? Not to mention a beautiful wife, two charming daughters and a hard-working son even though only one is his child and-He gets to work making breakfast, feeling a little guilty as he does. He may love ( Read more... )

[France is sitting on a bench in the park. Being in such an open space when he knows someone out there has a card with his name on it probably isn't the smartest move, but he needed fresh air to think about the contents of that letter.

( tl;dr thinking things over )

[The sun is shining, the birds are singing and France is more than a little annoyed. He woke up to find the droning had worn off, but he's still pretty annoyed by the time he decides to complain to the whole town via the phones.]Three weeks! Three whole weeks! What on Earth was that for? I did nothing to deserve such treatment! I wasn't even ( Read more... )

Ah, so I hear the little ones are planning a party? It sounds like fun, I am certain you will all enjoy yourselves very much. I wouldn't mind going myself, actually ( Read more... )

a. [Having received a phone call regarding his new profession, France is at your local grocery store, theoretically working. Really, he's just inspecting the produce. Contemplating bananas, examining watermelons, fondling cantaloupes, winking and smiling at any attractive person that happens to catch his eye ( Read more... )

[Good morning, Mayfield, you have two options for today. The first is action for 1446 Mitchell Road and anyone who happens to be passing by, I suppose.]

A. [France wakes up that morning feeling vaguely disorientated. His birds, Pierre and Pierre, are both pecking at his hair wake him and he pets them absentmindedly.]'Ow did you get out of your ( Read more... )

From 1077 to 1968. This is still a work in progress and is not finished by any means will do.

Updated Background:

( History, not complete but good enough for this purpose. )

Basically where I'm putting all the links to various French history and culture tidbits.

( Links to history stuff. )