I'm exhausted. After a full night's sleep Sunday night, I woke up Monday morning to get ready for work, and I was overcome by weakness. I had only had a little junk food and a bowl of tuna the day before, so I figured I needed some food. I enjoyed another bowl of tuna, seeing as how that's about all that's left in our pantry until I get my loan ( Read more... )

FUCK THOSE BITCHES AT DEA'S. I showed those fuckers my license, and they demanded to see it a second time. I got inside, and I refused to pay some asshole for sitting at the sink after I pissed, and they wouldn't let me upstairs. So I left and got lost as hell. I got one fuck of a workout though...and missed the New Year. Who cares, though, I'm ( Read more... )

I keep telling myself that the disclaimers in commercials are unnecessary. Most people learned at a young age that stoves are hot. Whether your parents slapped your hand everytime you reached toward a hot eye, or, in more sadistic cases, they placed your hand on one of those round metal cookers, you quickly found out that the oven and anything out ( Read more... )

Your results:
You are Green LanternGreen Lantern 70%The Flash 55%Superman 55%Spider-Man 55%Hulk 55%Iron Man 50%Batman 50%Robin 37%Supergirl 37%Catwoman 35%Wonder Woman 7%Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.

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If that dumbass redneck were to die, Dick Cheney would become president. Now that's the same Dick Cheney that doesn't want to make torture illegal. Hmmm....

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Holy crap! I almost died today. Okay, maybe that's a little melodramatic, but I was almost in a five-car pile up. One of the busiest roads in Macon, named after Mercer University, is a four-lane highway with a turning lane down the middle. It is notoriously crowded with the worst drivers in the history of mankind. Today, a truck was sitting in the ( Read more... )

bold the states you've been to, underline the states you've lived in and italicize the state you're in now...

Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / Georgia / Hawaii / Idaho / Illinois / Indiana / Iowa / Kansas / Kentucky / Louisiana / Maine / Maryland / Massachusetts / Michigan / ( Read more... )

Living in one of the dumbest states in one of the dumbest countries in the world is a real bummer. Southerners take to rumors and urban legends like cancer to a prostate. Gas prices are at an all-time high after they were predicted to be dropping somewhat. Now, the main reason gas went up is that distribution was cut as a result of hurricane ( Read more... )

FUCK BUSH FOR GETTING US IN THIS STUPID WAR! FUCK BUSH FOR CAUSING INTERNATIONAL UNREST THAT LED TO A GAS CRISIS! FUCK BUSH FOR HIS DEAL WITH THE DEVIL THAT HELPED CREATE HURRICANE KATRINA AND JACK UP GAS PRICES TO AN ALL-TIME HIGH RIGHT BEFORE THEY WERE SET TO DECLINE! FUCK THAT RACIST REDNECK FUCK IN HIS FAT, DUMB ASS!