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[thereal10th]

Listen up, you little shits of the Daily.

[Xanxus appears in front of the video and sits at the desk. He leans back in his seat, brings his feet up to drop them down on the desktop as he reclines.The name is Xanxus, and I'm your new managing editor. That's right. That means you all fucking defer to me, you got it? And if you think for even a

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[Voice forevah.]

[notolddamnit]

[Deadpan.]

Joy.

voice;

[thereal10th]

Please, keep the enthusiasm to a minimum.

[notolddamnit]

Sec.

[Rummages about and then... the annoyingly cheerful sound of a new year's party popper.]

Better?

[thereal10th]

[A snort.]

Do I even want to know why you have one of those on hand?

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[pastafucking]

How threatening.

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[thereal10th]

I do what I can.