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Listen up, you little shits of the Daily.
[Xanxus appears in front of the video and sits at the desk. He leans back in his seat, brings his feet up to drop them down on the desktop as he reclines.]
The name is Xanxus, and I'm your new managing editor. That's right. That means you all fucking defer to me, you got it? And if you think for even a second that our dear editor-in-chief cares about any of the pissant little complaints that you might have, especially about me, then you're shit out of luck.
[He reaches for something off screen and brings his arm back, a glass of whiskey in his hand.]
And if any of you bother me when I tell you not to fucking bother me, well--
[Xanxus glances up at the camera as he takes a sip.]
--I just wouldn't recommend doing that.
[Leans forward and turns off the camera.]
[Xanxus appears in front of the video and sits at the desk. He leans back in his seat, brings his feet up to drop them down on the desktop as he reclines.]
The name is Xanxus, and I'm your new managing editor. That's right. That means you all fucking defer to me, you got it? And if you think for even a second that our dear editor-in-chief cares about any of the pissant little complaints that you might have, especially about me, then you're shit out of luck.
[He reaches for something off screen and brings his arm back, a glass of whiskey in his hand.]
And if any of you bother me when I tell you not to fucking bother me, well--
[Xanxus glances up at the camera as he takes a sip.]
--I just wouldn't recommend doing that.
[Leans forward and turns off the camera.]