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Jul 29, 2009 00:12

Listen up, you little shits of the Daily.

[Xanxus appears in front of the video and sits at the desk. He leans back in his seat, brings his feet up to drop them down on the desktop as he reclines.The name is Xanxus, and I'm your new managing editor. That's right. That means you all fucking defer to me, you got it? And if you think for even a ( Read more... )

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[Voice forevah.] notolddamnit July 29 2009, 04:28:05 UTC

[Deadpan.]

Joy.

voice; thereal10th July 29 2009, 04:29:54 UTC

Please, keep the enthusiasm to a minimum.

notolddamnit July 29 2009, 04:39:57 UTC

Sec.

[Rummages about and then... the annoyingly cheerful sound of a new year's party popper.]

Better?

thereal10th July 29 2009, 04:42:33 UTC

[A snort.]

Do I even want to know why you have one of those on hand?

notolddamnit July 29 2009, 04:43:38 UTC

VOOOII! That'd be... none of your damn business.

thereal10th July 29 2009, 04:48:18 UTC

So I'm guessing that, no, I don't want to fucking know.

[A pause.]

Who the fuck are you, anyway?

notolddamnit July 29 2009, 04:50:19 UTC

[Snort.]

Your features editor and the damn reason that newspaper sells at all.

[That sneer, is GLOWING through his tone.]

Pleasure to meet you, Boss.

thereal10th July 29 2009, 04:52:36 UTC

Ah, yes. I've heard of you.

[Another brief pause.]

Though since you decided offering an actual name was beneath you, I'll just stick to calling you trash.

notolddamnit July 29 2009, 04:53:46 UTC

[Splutters, but recovers quickly enough.]

I'm sorry, I've got no fucking intentions to hang down your ear.

thereal10th July 29 2009, 04:55:27 UTC

[A bark of laughter.]

The fuck makes you think I'd want your sorry ass around, anyway?

notolddamnit July 29 2009, 04:56:59 UTC

VOOOII, the fact you carry your... trash as earrings.

[Pause.]

Or is it a hair ornament? Your video quality sucks.

thereal10th July 29 2009, 05:00:58 UTC

[There's a brief pause of silence before he snorts.]

It's an accessory.

notolddamnit July 29 2009, 05:02:44 UTC

Accessory.

[Pause.]

Fuck. Thank god you're not our fashion editor.

thereal10th July 29 2009, 05:03:57 UTC

What the fuck would I want with a job like that?

notolddamnit July 29 2009, 05:05:31 UTC

VOOOII!

I don't know, but you ain't ever getting it around anyone with fucking eyes.

thereal10th July 29 2009, 05:06:52 UTC

Do you think I really give a shit about the opinion of the fucking idiots of this city? Let alone yours?

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