Anti-OTP, ftw

[therainbowsheep]

If his dear Xathanael (or anyone else) is looking for one Consuelo Gutierrez Vincenzo Pendergast, he can be found on his stomach on a couch, one kitten (Phobos) asleep on his back and the other (Deimos) playing with the laces of his shoe. He is, therefore, incapable of motion unless someone manages to encourage him to go through with that most-

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[angeloffire_]

*may actually be attached to his headphones on an IV, so those are around his neck as he wanders up, grins at seeing him, and flops neatly next to him* Hi there.

[therainbowsheep]

How does that even make sense?

[angeloffire_]

How doesn't it?

[therainbowsheep]

Oh, only in every way possible, I assure you.

[angeloffire_]

Bleaaaah. *makes a face at him*

[therainbowsheep]

Must you?

[angeloffire_]

It's my only defense.

[therainbowsheep]

Against what?

[angeloffire_]

Your scariness. *pokes him again*

[therainbowsheep]

Since when am I scary? *lazily pokes back*

[angeloffire_]

Since you're my girlfriendthing's ex-boyfriend? *grins*

[therainbowsheep]

Oh, that is not a reason, my dear Xathanael.

[angeloffire_]

Why not, my dear Vincenzo wow that was weird to say?

[therainbowsheep]

Because you're the worst Watson ever, of course.

[angeloffire_]

Oh, am I being Watson? I have a puppy named Sherlock. *^____^*

[therainbowsheep]

...that's adorable.