Anti-OTP, ftw
If his dear Xathanael (or anyone else) is looking for one Consuelo Gutierrez Vincenzo Pendergast, he can be found on his stomach on a couch, one kitten (Phobos) asleep on his back and the other (Deimos) playing with the laces of his shoe. He is, therefore, incapable of motion unless someone manages to encourage him to go through with that most-hated thing.