Anti-OTP, ftw

[therainbowsheep]

If his dear Xathanael (or anyone else) is looking for one Consuelo Gutierrez Vincenzo Pendergast, he can be found on his stomach on a couch, one kitten (Phobos) asleep on his back and the other (Deimos) playing with the laces of his shoe. He is, therefore, incapable of motion unless someone manages to encourage him to go through with that most-

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[angeloffire_]

*may actually be attached to his headphones on an IV, so those are around his neck as he wanders up, grins at seeing him, and flops neatly next to him* Hi there.

[angeloffire_]

*...gives him a positively devastated look, eyes wide*

[therainbowsheep]

I thought I told you to stop that.

[angeloffire_]

*innocently* Stop what?

[therainbowsheep]

Making those awful faces.

[angeloffire_]

I'm garnering sympathy!

[therainbowsheep]

It's awful!

[angeloffire_]

*ruffles his hair* You're succumbing to my feminine wiles.

[therainbowsheep]

...

Yeah, no.

[angeloffire_]

*laughs* Why not? How 'bout my masculine ones?

[therainbowsheep]

Do you really want me to?

[angeloffire_]

Just admit that I'm adorable.

[therainbowsheep]

But you're not.

[angeloffire_]

You have sucky taste. *pokes the side of his head (the one on his shoulders)*

[therainbowsheep]

I do not. I have impeccable taste.

[angeloffire_]

It obviously sucks if you don't think I'm cute.