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New problem: If I don't want to go to Grinnell or Penn State, which are cheaper, I need to work this summer, and I have until Wednesday to accept my job offer, so I basically have to decide by then. What should I do??!!

tomorrow has been declared president's day, which means that... there is no school. i am sleeping until hockey at 4, going to practice, and then going back to bed. YESSSSS

thanks to stockie's nasty slapshot, hockey season has officially begun. hey, at least it didn't go in the net...


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i woke up at 5 to finish my homework and ended up having a dance party instead. by myself. to jamiroquai. at 5 in the morning. what is wrong with me?

"hi everyone: I know you wanted us to call school off today, but........it just aint gonna happen; a huge blizzard with a foot and a half of snow would shut us down, and that's about it. we're tough. -mr. ford"

P.S. WHY DID THEY START VACUUMING AT 6:45 THIS MORNING? I WAS ABOUT TO KILL SOMEONE.

why i am disgustingly excited about being a goalie this year:


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deerfield day was SICK. we swept every single varsity game for the first time in choate's 115 year history. and all in all, we won 9 of the 13 games. not bad... on their home turf, no less. whose house? C HOUSE.


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my grandpa sent me this. is it bad that i thought it was hilarious?

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all the other prefects get girls coming to them bawling because they're homesick or because they have boy problems or something serious like that. instead, i come back to my room and get a message on my whiteboard:

"ANNA SMELLS LIKE POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hee hee hee hee"

who am i kidding, i love my freshmen.