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[prettymorlock]

[The video opens up on Sally and Amara. Sally is smiling and Amara is...not.]

Hey everyone! Amara and I have a question!

[8D]

[Without saying anything, Amara moves out of the frame. She wants nothing to do with this post.]

So. [Moves so she's standing by Amara again, and locks arms with her.] 'mara here and I are shopping, and she has

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[ohgollygeewhiz]

S-s-s---

[ he can't even say it. He can't. His mutation makes it impossible for him to blush, but he would if he could ]

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[prettymorlock]

[she'll take pity because he's a fireguy]

I'm going to put you down in the satin and silk category, Tom.

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[ohgollygeewhiz]

Th-that sure is fancy.

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[prettymorlock]

It can get even more complicated when you put in blends and thread count or something like that. I dunno really. Amara is the expert. I don't think she even owns any cotton.

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[turns_to_fire]

Must you make a post about everything?

[This is not proper at all, Sally. Amara really does not want to be on the network holding up something lacy and scandalous.]

And I'm not making dinner.

[She continues to sift through bras.]

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[prettymorlock]

[She's not answering the question.]

Are you sure having me make it is a good idea?

[She grins at Amara.]

And 'sides, we weren't like holding anything. It's just a poll.

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[turns_to_fire]

On second though, maybe Sam can cook if he isn't busy.

[Amara inspects a black bra carefully.]

You really have no shame.

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[prettymorlock]

I could order us Thai or something. I really don't like going to him lots for cooking, you know?

[Sally is trying to look at a leather set without actually look like she's looking at it.]

I wasn't aware this is something we're supposed to be ashamed about?

[butterflybolts]

Depends on the situation.

Silk and Satin are horrid for long term wear as it doesn't allow anything to breathe, where as cotton does.

Lace, however, is always an acceptable alternative.

[prettymorlock]

Oh, you bring in a third contender, Ms. Braddock! Very sneaky.

[butterflybolts]

I think Linen has also been used in the case of undergarments, though not as breathable as cotton.

I'm a lace for the sexy and cotton for the practical type of lady myself.

... not that proper ladies tend to talk about their undergarments in public, but who am I kidding?

[She sounds amused regardless.]

[prettymorlock]

This is probably why Amara is glaring at me from across the room now.

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[ahhmahgawd]

Uh.

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[prettymorlock]

So which am I putting you down for?

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[ahhmahgawd]

Sally!

[WHY IS THIS A POST]

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[prettymorlock]

Yes?

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[behisgirlfriday]

K-Mart cotton thongs. They come in a three-pack.

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[prettymorlock]

That is very economical.

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[behisgirlfriday]

I try to be. Besides, they're comfortable and don't have fancy wash instructions. I have special underwear for special occasions, of course.

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[prettymorlock]

I hate when things have fancy wash instructions. Especially with living in the housing. It can get really annoying.