NOT A REAL SPORT
I got home this afternoon just in time to watch the last five laps of the Nascar race at Watkins Glen, central New York's only representation on the Sprint Cup circuit. Man it was boring. Nobody passed anybody, and nobody crashed. What is the point?

THE OLYMPICS OF BORING ( Read more... )

OO! OO! BRETT'S ON TV ( Read more... )

KEEP IT UP, BRETT!
It's now after Civic Holiday, and Brett Favre is still making an ass of himself. I love it. The best part of all is going to be when he finally ends up with a team that's not the Packers, supposedly getting what he wants and ending all the drama, and then he plays terribly for his new team and gets benched.

CRAIG RIVET ( Read more... )

PULL AHEAD, MORON ( Read more... )

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE ( Read more... )

RIP ESTELLE GETTY
The old one is dead. Now all that's left are the butch one, the dumb one, and the slut.

SUNOCO STICKERS
Is it just me seeing things, or are a lot of people sticking those blue Sunoco stickers on their car trying to win a prize or something? It seems like I can't go anyplace without seeing them lately. Whoever came up with that is getting some good free advertising.

THE CFL
I want to start watching more regularly this season, but I don't know if I can get past the "rouge." You shouldn't get something for nothing.