... exists only so I can make comments about other people's :)

Iron Man

Let's update this shit.

I start all the trends.

I scored
46¾%
on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!Take the test here!

So the best thing to happen in that past couple days is that they tore up a lot of the grass and put fertilizer down everywhere (read: shit), and then it rained, and now it's getting really warm. Ahh, the intoxicating aroma of sun-warmed liquid feces.

Octopus Fried Rice, of course.

What sorcery is this, that maketh yon hall smell so much like the human armpit?

Dreams where Frank Zappa is visiting me at college are the best kinds of dreams ever.

"Your fingers are too big for my nose holes."
-My roommate, to her boyfriend