thelando
Feb 01, 2004 23:45
"And who's the greatest boy of them all? Of course, it's Bill Clinton."
-My Mother
thelando
Jan 29, 2004 14:28
This Sunday: Super Sex & Aggression Fest. Don't forget to tune in.
thelando
Jan 27, 2004 21:21
"The orange button on our walkies it the battery test button. You press it, and this little light comes on, telling you the charge of your battery. If you happen to come across a police walkie, do not press the orange button. The orange button means 'Officer Down'."
thelando
Jan 26, 2004 23:20
It's okay, everybody. No matter what happens, The Lando is here for you.
thelando
Jan 25, 2004 11:34
Are you happy? You should be.
thelando
Dec 15, 2003 01:02
Early one morning while making the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed
I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head!
thelando
Dec 15, 2003 00:21
Who left a kissy print on Marny?!
thelando
Dec 10, 2003 14:16
Cashews: nuts of the gods.
thelando
Dec 08, 2003 22:32
Life would be better with more EXTRAVAGANZAS.
thelando
Dec 07, 2003 18:26
The icicle: the perfect weapon for the perfect crime.