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[Sollux looks like he hasn't slept in three days. His eyes are sort of shiny and far-off and he's got a manic sort of grin on his face

He holds up a copy of Portal 2. He finished Portal 1 yesterday after a sixteen hour solid playing session. He's thinking in portals now.]Fuck that bitch and her shitty imaginary cake. For thith thweep'th ( Read more... )

what the fuck wa2 all that mu2ic ye2terday ab0ut?
i kn0w y0u human2 pr0bably get tired 0f u2 alien2 a2king inane que2ti0n2, but 2eri0u2ly.
it'2 getting like 12th perigee2 eve up in here.
and i need t0 kn0w if i need t0 find pre2ent2 f0r the dr0ne2 bef0re i get culled 0r 20mething.

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[OOC: This text ad scrolls across the top of every browser window in the city at fifteen minute intervals throughout the day. It doesn't matter which website you're looking at or even if you've actually loaded a new page, it still shows up. The identity of the hacker is hidden, but uh...it's probably obvious if you know trolls ( Read more... )

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w0w ed.
i really didn't think y0u had it in y0u.
but 2eri0u2ly, if y0u were g0ing t0 2pam my tr0llian with de2perate attempt2 t0 get me t0 watch y0u take y0ur cl0the2 0ff 0n vide0, i w0uld have th0ught y0u w0uld at lea2t have the 2hame gl0be2 t0 admit it wa2 y0u.
in2tead 0f pretending t0 be a 22/f/human.

thank2 f0r the laugh, th0ugh.

[Sollux is outside of Building 8, frolicking around the fountain.

Unfortunately, today Sollux is a foot-long six-legged insect, rather than the usual five-foot troll shape.

He's getting sort of close to the water]

[Even Sollux doesn't have perfect control over his gadgetry. Mostly because he has really, really fucking shitty luck ( Read more... )

Oh my god, holy shit!

[He grabs the camera and tilts it up crazily until his face comes into view. He's grinning like a maniac, and he rips off his glasses to show his eyes - one red and one blue. He has eyes]

I can thee! I can fucking thee! KK I am going to throttle you and then fucking kithh you on the lipth, and there'th nothing you can do to ( Read more... )