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The boys and I spent most of todays afternoon at Chuck E. Cheese's. Chuck E. Cheese's can literally be compared to a casino, but for children. Unlike a casino though, it's the parents who are out of their element and only get in the way. Also, instead of pit bosses who are surly senior citizens, they have over zealous teenagers making sure the ( Read more... )

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Christmas this year was great. It was like I told Bea ealier, there's nothing quite like waking to a child's call of, "Santa came!" on Christmas morning. Naturally as Dad my morning was spent taking photos, assembling, and inserting batteries. It's like a second job, really. And let's face it, my kids were spoiled. This was discovered the night ( Read more... )

I no longer have a home computer. Also, I do not have internet access at work. So... I'm not sure of my future on the web.

I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas.

<3
~Joe

Hip Hop gives birth to so many powerful phrases. One of my favorites being, THIS IS HOW WE DO.

Yes. Such finality, don't you agree?

Fish food:

Why do the Goldfish flakes smell like fish?

I hate my fucking hair:

It's beginning to look a lot like... the Brian Setzer reverse mullet.

Eat better. Exercise more:

I REALLY hate the Carls Jr. advertisement for their new Six Dollar Guacamole Burger. You know the one... Blonde skeeze eating the burger while riding a mechanical bull ( Read more... )

Here's a query for you. In TV and movies, why are the intellectual always portrayed in a British accent, while the uneducated trash sound like they're all from the south?

It's beginning to piss me off.

~Joe

There are more pawn shops and payday advance stores in this town, than there are Starbucks. It's a sad sad economy round here.

~Joe

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