It's The Joe McNugget Happy Fun Variety Post

[theholymcnugget]

Fish food:

Why do the Goldfish flakes smell like fish?

I hate my fucking hair:

It's beginning to look a lot like... the Brian Setzer reverse mullet.

Eat better. Exercise more:

I REALLY hate the Carls Jr. advertisement for their new Six Dollar Guacamole Burger. You know the one... Blonde skeeze eating the burger while riding a mechanical bull

Comments

[jnmadrigal]

Fish food is processed fish... It's like... It's like, Soylent Green, yo.

[theholymcnugget]

OMG, I was going to write about Soylent Green. You know, tie it in. Ha ha.

[jnmadrigal]

Great twisted minds think alike.

[writerzblock]

dude...they cant seriously feed fish to them, can they?

remember that movie Beautician and the Beast with Fran Dresher

and she had a pet chicken, and on xmas/thanksgiving, Fran was like...

Fran: "Ma...whats (i forgot the chickens name) eating?"
Mom: "Chicken"
Fran: "Maaam! You fed the chicken, CHICKEN??"

HAHAHAHAHA, it was great..

[theholymcnugget]

That was a funny movie. :)

[sid_stranger]

thank you for that last paragraph. i needed a good laugh. got capped by some arrogant prick the other night and just found out last night. again, thank you.

[theholymcnugget]

> got capped by some arrogant prick the other night and just found out last night.

Huh? I don't understand.

[mistressxenobia]

yeah, but that commercial is like hypnotic advertising...
when we hear the first strains of that "slow ride" song, both rick & i turn to the teevee like zombies and watch her hips gyrate on that bull...
must... buy... hamburgers...

[theholymcnugget]

C'mon now. Are you really thinking, hamburgers?

[mistressxenobia]

heh... well some kind of meat...