where was she when I was in high school?

[theguiterrorist]

If all male pedophiles are ugly as fuck (and trust me, I've seen enough mugshots to know that this rule is almost always true), then all femme teachers that commit statutory rape with their male students are at a level of comeliness that demands Van Halen be playing in the background. Love this bit:

Fitzgibbons said in July that plea negotiations

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[ajax]

I love how she's quoted as saying, "I take full responsibility for my actions," but plans to plead insanity at trial. Isn't the point of an insanity defense that you aren't responsible for your actions?

I had a couple of pretty hot psych professors at college, but the hottest by far was my Algebra I teacher freshman year in high school. To this day I'm convinced that if I'd spent more time watching the board and less time watching her butt, I might have learned enough higher math to eventually take a calculus class. :)

--- Ajax.

[theguiterrorist]

That wouldn't have helped me one bit.

[theguiterrorist]

Some of them aren't exactly model-hot. Mary Kay LeTourneau was lacking in that department.

However, do consider that from my point of view, every teacher caught having sex with her male student is hotter than every single female teacher or professor I've ever had. So maybe my scale is skewed.

I mean, when Barb Trish (who's only moderately attractive in a Meryl Streep sort of way) is the best I've seen in sixteen years of schooling, what can I do?

[fellow_traveler]

"prison time, which he said would be too dangerous for someone as attractive as Lafave"

You know, I think prison's probably pretty dangerous for everybody. It's just that attractive people have a better chance of getting sympathy for it.

[theguiterrorist]

Attractive people get enough sympathy in this society as far as I'm concerned.

[piginspandex]

I think she looks like Draco Malfoy's father in the Harry Potter movies.

[theguiterrorist]

Mildly.

The problem is that now that I think about it, it makes her so much less hot.