where was she when I was in high school?

Nov 23, 2005 01:40

If all male pedophiles are ugly as fuck (and trust me, I've seen enough mugshots to know that this rule is almost always true), then all femme teachers that commit statutory rape with their male students are at a level of comeliness that demands Van Halen be playing in the background. Love this bit:

Fitzgibbons said in July that plea negotiations had broken off because prosecutors insisted on prison time, which he said would be too dangerous for someone as attractive as Lafave. He said then that she planned to plead insanity at trial, claiming emotional stress kept her from knowing right from wrong.

I don't really feel like I got cheated, but I never had the hot teacher or professor.

Betcha the majority of straight men who saw that story either felt cheated or wondered why that kid she "instructed" had to go and ruin a good thing.

crime, school, sex

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