At least when it comes to performing in school, if Newsweek is to be believed when it comes to their latest cover story. I thumbed through this while in a Barnes & Noble this morning (I had to spend a couple hours out of the house while the plumbers drill new pipes in the house. They're still at it ( Read more... )

If all male pedophiles are ugly as fuck (and trust me, I've seen enough mugshots to know that this rule is almost always true), then all femme teachers that commit statutory rape with their male students are at a level of comeliness that demands Van Halen be playing in the background. Love this bit:

Fitzgibbons said in July that plea negotiations ( Read more... )