Gamzee: Discover Communicator

[thegreathonk]

TC: WoAh, DaMn! ThIs ThInG iS lIkE a BaBy HuSkToP.
TC: i DiDn'T eVeN nOtIcE iT iN mY pOcKeT.
TC: iT's JuSt OnE mIrAcLe AfTeR aNoThEr ToDaY, iSn'T iT? :o)
TC: fIrSt I'm In PrOsPiT aGaIn, AnD nOw I fInD tHiS tHiNg!
TC: ToDaY iS fAnTaStIc.
TC: ThOuGh, ThIs PlAcE lOoKs LeSs AnD lEsS lIkE pRoSpIt ThE mOrE i LoOk At It.
TC: FoR oNe EvErYtHiNg IsN't GoLdEn As

Comments

[confidencelegs]

wOAH, uHHH,
iS THAT WHO i THINK IT IS,
bECAUSE i THINK THAT IS DEFINITELY WHO i THINK IT IS,
i THINK, }:o

[thegreathonk]

If YoU tHiNk YoU hAvE fOuNd ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg ChIlLmAsTeR hImSeLf ThEn YoU'Ve GuEsSeD rIGhT, mY bRoThEr.
I mUsT hAvE aCcIdEnTaLlY dOzEd OfF oN mY oWn HoRn PiLe BeCaUsE tHiS sHiT's WiLd.
HoW's LiFe TrEaTiNg YoU oN tHiS fInE mOtHeRfUcKiNG dAy?

[confidencelegs]

i GUESS, iT'S UHHH, pRETTY COOL,
aND, uHH,
wHEN YOU SAY THAT YOU'RE ON pROSPIT, i DON'T THINK THAT'S ALL THE WAY, uHH, cORRECT,
bECAUSE YOU AREN'T, wE'RE ACTUALLY ON A DIFFERENT PLANET,
cALLED fORTUNA, oR THE LAND OF fOR AND tUNA, bECAUSE i HAVE DEFINITELY HEARD IT BOTH,
yOU KNOW,
wAYS,
yOU'RE PROBABLY IN A CITY CALLED dISCEDO WITH THE REST OF US,

[thegreathonk]

SoUnDs PrEtTy FuCkInG sWeEt.
ThIs WoRlD sEeMs LiKe A cOoL pLaCe To kIcK bAcK wHiLe I aM cAtChInG tHe ZzZ's.
AnD i BeT wE wOn'T hAvE tO wOrRy AbOuT tHe DeMoN eItHeR, bEcAuSe It LoOkS lIkE hE's AlReAdY bEeN tHrOuGh HeRe.
YoU pIcKeD oUt A fInE fUcKiNg PlAnEt FoR uS, bRo.

[text]

[dustedsunlight]

... Prospit?

[1/2]

[thegreathonk]

YeAh! It WaS lIkE tHe BeSt FuCkInG dReAm YoU'vE eVeR hAd, EvErYtImE yOu FeLl AsLeEp!
BuT a DeMoN mOtHeRfUcKeR cAmE bY aNd WrEcKeD iTs ShIt.
bUt NoW wE'vE gOt ThiS pLaCe To ChiLl OuT iN sO tHaT's PrEtTy AwEsOmE iN mY bOoK.

[2/2]

[thegreathonk]

...HoLd On, HoW hAvE yOu NeVeR hEaRd Of MoThErFuCkInG pRoSpIt?
ArE yOu LiKe A nAtIvE mOtHeRfUcKeR oR sOmEtHiNg?

[text]

[dustedsunlight]

I come from another world, but I've been living here a long time. You probably just arrived, right?

[p2iioniic]

not on pro2piit, tC.
pro2piit and der2e don't even have iinternet.
the planet'2 called ForTuna.

[thegreathonk]

i NeVeR rEaLlY tHoUgHt AbOuT tHaT.
tHaNkS fOr ClEaRiNg ThAt Up FoR mE!
bUt ThEn HoW dO wE hAvE iNtErNeT oN tHiS pLaNeT?

[apocalypticals]

not prospit
its called fortuna

not a husktop
the device is much more limitied

no demons attacking
just monsters

any other questions

[thegreathonk]

WoAh.
YoU'Re HaNdInG oUt InFoRmAtIoN lIkE tHaT sHiT's On SaLe.
I'm GoNnA hAvE tO pAsS uP tHiS oPpOrTuNiTy ThOuGh.
DoN't WaNnA rIsK sPoIlInG aNy Of ThE mIrAcLeS.
yA kNoW?

[apocalypticals]

i am not sure i do
but if thats what you prefer
ill leave you to it

[thegreathonk]

ThAnKs, BrO!
...bRo-EtTe?
I'lL bE cHiLlInG hErE iF yOu NeEd AnYtHiNg.

[tripolardisordr]

What are you even saying.

Gamzee: Reply to Strange Red-Haired Thing's Text.

[thegreathonk]

WhAt ArE yOu EvEn MoThErFuCkInG sAyInG?
hOnK :o)
AlSo, WhAt ArE yOu EvEn?

Kanan: Be angry about everything, forever.

[tripolardisordr]

Why are you typing like that, it is ridiculous.

Gamzee: Don't be angry about anything, ever.

[thegreathonk]

I jUsT gOtTa SpEaK tHe WaY mY hEaRt TeLlS mE tO.