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[theforceoncrack]

You really think my life would reach a maximum amount of weirdness in it, but nooo, it just keeps on going an' goin'.

Jesus, I can't stop talking. What the hell is going on? Some crazy truth-lie thing? Does that mean -

oh fuck -

NO ONE TALK TO ME.

Comments

[betterassister]

Hmm. I have a feeling feelings have already been easily hurt here.

[theforceoncrack]

I always manage to do that. It's like a specialty or something. I've hurt Jenny's feelings so many times I -

AGH.

[otafucku]

Yeah, you're clearly a truth-teller.

I kinda hate it, too, but there's not a whole lot we can do about it except know who we're taking a grain of salt with.

[theforceoncrack]

shiiiiiiiiiiit.

What are you? Uhh, do you like cats?

[otafucku]

I fucking love cats. They're adorable and cuddly and the best job I EVER HAD was rescuing cats and.

...Yes, I like cats.

[theforceoncrack]

Okay, cool. Maybe we should just hide out somewhere til this stuff ends.

...cats are kinda cute, actually. I'm not really into them or anything, and Jenny's cat used to try to kill me, but if you get a nice one I bet it's fun to have....

[johnnygarland]

My life's never been weird before, so all the confusion on the communicators is great for a laugh.

[theforceoncrack]

....what's your name?

[johnnygarland]

Awaker.

That was just the truth, right...?

[theforceoncrack]

Kay. unless you're hiding something from me.

[uratarosu]

Of course that makes us all very curious.

[theforceoncrack]

Huh?

[playwitchu]

HI!!!

[theforceoncrack]

Hi?

[playwitchu]

Why don't you want people to talk to you?

[theforceoncrack]

B-because I - have to -

I have to tell the truth.