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[theforceoncrack]

You really think my life would reach a maximum amount of weirdness in it, but nooo, it just keeps on going an' goin'.

Jesus, I can't stop talking. What the hell is going on? Some crazy truth-lie thing? Does that mean -

oh fuck -

NO ONE TALK TO ME.

Comments

[prince0fcosmos]

We can't stand you, Jackie. Seriously. Die?

We will not talk to you, because We have no questions. What's wrong? Really, We don't care. But seriously, tell Us. even though we don't care

[theforceoncrack]

.......

Uhh. Prince, do you like rolling a weird sticky ball around?

1/2

[prince0fcosmos]

ARE YOU KIDDING?!

We HATE Katamari!!!

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[prince0fcosmos]

.... Oh CRAP!

WE TOTALLY DIDN'T-NOT MEAN THAT! AAAUGH! We mean- We did not-NOT mean that- NOOO!!! We hate this but-not-reallyyyy!!!

JACKIE! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT US?! We don't care to know!!

[mostly_spice]

Are you a good guy?

[theforceoncrack]

That depends on your definition of good guy?

And, uh, do you have long ears?

[mostly_spice]

Yes, compared to yours. No, compared to Torn or Jak's.

Let's go with what the authorities in your world thought.

[theforceoncrack]

Kay.

Uh....geez. Do I really h-

No, I'm not. I'm a bad, bad man. Worse than Walter, that's sure as hell.

[theforceoncrack]

What's your fiancee's name?

[theforceoncrack]

Ahh.

Yeah, I'm, uh, stuck with the truth. Maybe...we shouldn't talk. I mean, I love to hear your voice....shit.

[onceahuman]

You've got a really nice chest, Jackie.

[theforceoncrack]

Oh, uh, thanks. Wait. Are you lying or truthing? What's your name?

[onceahuman]

There's only one Mona Lisa in Discedo, and you're talking to her.

[theforceoncrack]

Heyyyy. Thanks. You're not too bad yerself, girly.