this week has so far been one of the worst weeks ever. okay, maybe not ever. but it's been pretty bad. yesterday i called one of the supervisors at my job a motherfucker. (it was sort of an accident since i thought he was further away than he was.) nevertheless, he deserved it. you know, i dont have much left as far as self respect and ( Read more... )

i have to go see meg in a minute. because all she cares about is phone bill money. (which she will inevitably spend on weed and girls with deformed tits ( Read more... )

oh, i feel like shit. still feel a little drunk from last night. some things happened that i'm too embarrassed to admit ( Read more... )

i am tempted to just drive into the river.

people make me want to choke on my own vomit.
seriously, i try to go through my routine. just long enough to get the fuck away. but there is no end in sight.

yesterday my doctor told me that my wrist, which i hurt almost three months ago now, will probably not ever get any better. so. there was no reason for me to stay in this shit hole. i really wanted them to make it better. i guess i get to live with the pain for the rest of my life ( Read more... )

so yesterday i witnessed my friend and long-time roommate get hit by a car on her bike ( Read more... )

you know what's fun? being chased by cops.
but only when they're on foot and you're on your bike.
otherwise, it's pretty scary.

ps. is it possible to hire someone to live your life for you for a while? anyone could do it better than me.

pps. jacksonville, fagsonville.

i miss my friends.

so remember how the whole "theexgirlfriend" used to actually be pretty funny? mostly because my two very best friends in the whole world also happen to be exgirlfriends. but now, as it were, the crazy exes are banding together. becoming friends and having a great time of knocking my teeth out over and over again ( Read more... )

last night i had a dream i shit myself in the bathtub and had to scoop it out with a cat litter scooper. tell me what THAT means, mr. dream interpreter guy ( Read more... )

i hugged my mom before i left her house and now all i can smell is her perfume. she says i have dark circles under my eyes. she gave me sleeping pills and twenty dollars and tried to get me to stay at her house (forever ( Read more... )