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[theexgirlfriend]

last night i had a dream i shit myself in the bathtub and had to scoop it out with a cat litter scooper. tell me what THAT means, mr. dream interpreter guy

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[halfday_closing]

i think that sharon and shannon are going together in philly! Weehoo!
you should write me something about your life because i miss you.

[theexgirlfriend]

oh, shannon. you get to hear all about my life when you get home. i hope you have lots of spare time on your hands.

[insolentpup]

I hope it's not a psychic dream!

[barflikeadog]

That means that you secretly yearn to live across the hall from me

..And secretly yearn to be a crackhead

......And secretly yearn to be a tub shitting crackhead

[theexgirlfriend]

i was talking about that crackhead the other day. though i never met that person, i feel like i know him/her. i cant believe you let a crackhead take a shit in your tub. and then you helped them smear it all over the bathroom.