I just did what is most likely the gayest thing I've ever done in my entire life. I went swimming awhile ago, and when I was getting dressed again afterwards, some guys nearby were talking and one of them said "I am a dynamic presence in the sack.". A few seconds later I walked over, and in the most flirtacious feminine voice I could muster, said " ( Read more... )

The problem with relationships is that it's so much easier to completely ruin them then it is to slightly improve them.

About 10 minutes ago, I had my first experience fucking with a telemarketer, albeit completely by accident. I had just gotten out of the shower and finished washing my face (which I do at the sink because clearly, I'm insane) and put on my undies when the phone rang. Realizing that no one really has my number except my mom, as well as how typical ( Read more... )

My OCD finally seems to be getting better. I guess all it took at this point was a bit of effort on my part...the pills helped but they couldn't do it alone ( Read more... )

penis-melting robot combs.

Apparently I don't have Andrew's number, just his address from that time I sent him pubes. Looks like shits and giggles won't ensue after all.

I just noticed I haven't posted anything here in half a year. Wow. A lot has changed, but a lot is still the same ( Read more... )

I don't know what the hell I want anymore.

As humans, we are powerless to see outside of our own spheres of consciousness. Since there is no real overlap between these spheres, at times we are forced to question whether those around us are truly conscious at all or if they simply series of coincidences which manifest themselves as intelligent life. In light of these uncertainties, the ( Read more... )

Ugh...if this new psychiatrist thing doesn't work out, I need to go back on medication. I hated being on it, but at least I was somewhat functional while I was.