Okay. Right. There's this. I have a problem.
I'm sort of... kind of... in love lust love with this guy. But we broke up (and when I say "we", I mean "he dumped me and so we") and we're friends, if by friends you mean not shagging, in which case I'm friends with everybodyAnyway
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Think heterosexual thoughs, Harry.
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I mean. I could... try, Mum. But I don't know any girls. I mean. I know girls, but none I would want to have heterosexual thoughts about. Likely because of the bloke shagging, but...
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I, uh, nevermind. I suggest ask Hermione about this, she would probably know I guess...
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No. No. Hermione doesn't know anything. She will just hand you a book with moving pictures in it that you won't be able to get out of your head for weeks if you decide that an Obliviate is a bit much.
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But what happened to Ginny? I mean, she's sort of fit I guess minus the somewhat awkward stares she does when she thinks I don't notice and how she remembers practically everything. It's a little concerning how I'll tell her something one day and she'll remember it word for word years later only to make me feel like a right sod.
Okay, you do have an excellent point there. I wouldn't fancy seeing any moving picture books of that variety anytime soon. And Ron is completely out of the question. His ears would turn all red and he'd probably just mumble something about treacle tarts. So, uhm, bloody hell I don't know.
And...you don't have to tell me his name or anything or if I know him but, what's this guy like that you love? How does someone -- I mean, how did you know? That you loved him. Did it happen at Hogwarts or did you meet him after?
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Ginny? Er, Ginny's... I've honestly never thought about. No, wait, I guess I must have thought about it that one time Remus and I got pissed out of our bloody skulls and I snogged her, but it wasn't that great. I mean, it was a snog so it was. But I didn't fall in love with her right then and there or anything. She and I are just. Well, she was the only one I could talk to about... this guy. The first one.
How did I know? I. I guess it was when... It was when he finally. Five months I hadn't heard from him because he'd, er... disappeared and then an owl arrives and it isn't carrying anything but this rose just like the one I'd given him back in Hogwarts, which seemed like a big mistake at the time, but as soon as I saw it, I just... I can't even explain it.
Of course it turned out to be a portkey and touching it could have very well ended the war right there, but that all worked out and I'm still here, so.
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Not everyone is canted at the hips, thank you very much.
Although I am hardly stunned that you have fallen head over heels for a Malfoy clone.
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Ginny? But... Ginny's a girl Ron's little sister. She's like my little sister. I can't imagine... where are you getting this from?
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Aw, damn it, I could've sworn there was some unresolved sexual tension going on during that Chamber of Secrets nonsense! I even saw the movie! Don't die, Ginny, you said. Please don't die, Ginny. For christ sakes, it all made sense, and now you're doing the freaky with the blonde that you're supposed to hate!
None of this makes any sense!
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You're not making much sense to me either.
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Whichever one's more worth it, I suppose.
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Should follow my own advice.
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