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[potteritis]

Okay. Right. There's this. I have a problem.

I'm sort of... kind of... in love lust love with this guy. But we broke up (and when I say "we", I mean "he dumped me and so we") and we're friends, if by friends you mean not shagging, in which case I'm friends with everybodyAnyway

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[clevernicknames]

This never gets old, let me tell you. I like your books, Harry, I found a pack of 'em on the plane when it crashed, but to think that you've been doing the boinky-doo with that Malfoy jackass just gets me, you know? It really gets me. Aren't you supposed to be with that Ginny chick? The red head? Not the brother, the other one.

[potteritis]

You like my what? I haven't written any books.

Ginny? But... Ginny's a girl Ron's little sister. She's like my little sister. I can't imagine... where are you getting this from?

[clevernicknames]

No, no no. Nevermind.

Aw, damn it, I could've sworn there was some unresolved sexual tension going on during that Chamber of Secrets nonsense! I even saw the movie! Don't die, Ginny, you said. Please don't die, Ginny. For christ sakes, it all made sense, and now you're doing the freaky with the blonde that you're supposed to hate!

None of this makes any sense!

[potteritis]

Movie? I don't know about any movie, but I do remember that. I don't want Ginny dead. Ron would've been devastated - all the Weasleys, actually. And no deserves to die, especially not like that.

You're not making much sense to me either.

[dr_theta_sigma]

That J.K. is amazing, isn't she? Just wait until you read her next series. I laughed, I cried, I crashed.. Reading while traveling is a bad idea, really.

[clevernicknames]

I ain't gonna admit to cryin' over a book but have you ever read Pride and Predjucie? Damn that Mr. Darcy and his.. damn him to hell.

[dr_theta_sigma]

Oh, yes. That one was marvelous. You should see the multi-dimensional stage performance.. Well.. no, I suppose you shouldn't. Still, stage performances, those are the thing. The really good ones supply you a package of tissues at the door.