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[potteritis]

Okay. Right. There's this. I have a problem.

I'm sort of... kind of... in love lust love with this guy. But we broke up (and when I say "we", I mean "he dumped me and so we") and we're friends, if by friends you mean not shagging, in which case I'm friends with everybodyAnyway

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[vetus_venenum]

Each one of you Potters is mad. MAD.

[potteritis]

So what does that make you Malfoys for shagging us?

[vetus_venenum]

I have never shagged, nor will I ever consider shagging, YOU. Especially not my Potter. He is quite obnoxious enough as it is without some warped sense of lust twisting things around between us. We find that we can function as acquaintances without feeling the errant need to wrench each other from our robes every five minutes.

Not everyone is canted at the hips, thank you very much.

Although I am hardly stunned that you have fallen head over heels for a Malfoy clone.

[potteritis]

Yes, you Malfoys never seem to find that bit surprising.

[vetus_venenum]

You are an idiot. You all are.

Why am I even debating this out loud.

[potteritis]

Because... you're an idiot, too?

[vetus_venenum]

No.