03 [voice]

[thederpyone]

You know, Valentines Day was a lot more fun back when it was about gluing paper hearts on shoe boxes and passing out little cards with dinosaurs on them that say things like [time for a dramatic reading voice, as if he's reciting Shakespeare outside someone's window] "Valentine, you stop my heart in its tracks like a meteor crashing into the earth

Comments

[liketofu]

[This face.]

...that poem's a little un-romantic, don't you think?

[thederpyone]

[And suddenly...he remembers the real reason it was kind of a lame Valentines Day. But this is the kind of thing you're supposed to really try at, right?]

Dinosaurs are totally romantic. [Good-humored as usual, but...maybe a little strained?]

[liketofu]

[A pause. Man, hadn't they said that they'd try to work on this? Gee.]

...it could've been worse, I guess.

[thederpyone]

[sjkdfhksjdf so hard to please.]

How about..."Valentine, if I were I T-rex I would have a giant head and tiny arms so it would be hard to hug you, but I'd try anyway"?

[thederpyone]

All the girls in the class!

Well, okay, in elementary school you had to give Valentines cards to everyone, but still!

[thederpyone]

You don't even know, dude!

[voice]

[strayfag]

No way. Those cards ruined my childhood. The box promised love and all I got was a spitball.

[voice]

[thederpyone]

Who said love isn't mushy sometimes?

Re: [voice] ffffffffffff

[strayfag]

[this groan can be heard for miles.]

[voice] B)

[thederpyone]

Come on, that was funny and you know it.

[hana_king]

That's a lot of words to put on a small card.

[thederpyone]

Yeah, I made that one up myself, so maybe it's a little overboard.

But you know what I mean...pictures of trains saying "I choo-choo-choose you" or...heads of lettuce! Smiling at each other and saying "Valentine, LETTUCE be together!" It's great stuff!

[hana_king]

[ ...okay so those are worth a bit of a laugh. ]

People really hand those out?

[thederpyone]

For real! Nothing says "I care about you" quite like a good pun.

[justicereigns]

Are you always so obsessed with dinosaurs?

[thederpyone]

Hey, dinosaurs are awesome, man. I can appreciate their contribution to the world and society.

[justicereigns]

Their contribution? Really?

[thederpyone]

Just think about how many great movies wouldn't even exist if dinosaurs had never been around. Not to mention the hours and hours of fun given by plastic dinosaur toys! And everyone dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets taste better than the not-dinosaur shaped ones.