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[thederpyone]

You know, Valentines Day was a lot more fun back when it was about gluing paper hearts on shoe boxes and passing out little cards with dinosaurs on them that say things like [time for a dramatic reading voice, as if he's reciting Shakespeare outside someone's window] "Valentine, you stop my heart in its tracks like a meteor crashing into the earth

Comments

[thederpyone]

All the girls in the class!

Well, okay, in elementary school you had to give Valentines cards to everyone, but still!

[thederpyone]

You don't even know, dude!

[thederpyone]

I've had... [okay, thinking...] A...few!

I have a girlfriend right now, thank you very much Mr. Doubt-y Pants. [Right, and that's going soooo well right now.]