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Feb 15, 2011 23:22

You know, Valentines Day was a lot more fun back when it was about gluing paper hearts on shoe boxes and passing out little cards with dinosaurs on them that say things like [time for a dramatic reading voice, as if he's reciting Shakespeare outside someone's window] "Valentine, you stop my heart in its tracks like a meteor crashing into the earth ( Read more... )

so call us freaks, thinking deep thoughts, event, lovebug, that's just the way we roll

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hana_king February 16 2011, 21:15:18 UTC

That's a lot of words to put on a small card.

thederpyone February 16 2011, 23:17:10 UTC

Yeah, I made that one up myself, so maybe it's a little overboard.

But you know what I mean...pictures of trains saying "I choo-choo-choose you" or...heads of lettuce! Smiling at each other and saying "Valentine, LETTUCE be together!" It's great stuff!

hana_king February 18 2011, 04:02:36 UTC

[ ...okay so those are worth a bit of a laugh. ]

People really hand those out?

thederpyone February 18 2011, 17:38:10 UTC

For real! Nothing says "I care about you" quite like a good pun.

hana_king February 19 2011, 01:38:27 UTC

What about just telling people you care about them?

thederpyone February 19 2011, 07:43:09 UTC

Where's the fun in that, Usopp? I mean, which do you like more?

[In a bored monotone] "Hey Valentine, I care about you!"

Or...

[much more animated, and with hand flourishes!] "Valentine, you color my world!" and it's a box of crayons saying it.

Like it's even a contest!

hana_king February 20 2011, 04:23:45 UTC

[ Can't lie, those would make for very smooth lines. :|a ]

The second one sounds a lot better, but sometimes people just like getting told more.

thederpyone February 21 2011, 22:07:54 UTC

Yeah, but that's just booooring.

hana_king February 21 2011, 23:00:27 UTC

But effective!

thederpyone February 22 2011, 23:16:46 UTC

[over-exaggerated eyeroll] Whatever, whatever.

So how was your Valentines Day, huh? Is there a [awesome eyebrow wiggle] special girl?

hana_king February 24 2011, 00:55:39 UTC

Nah, I haven't got anything like that. [ Until what is technically tomorrow, fff. ] It's kind of hard to think of anyone that way when you could end up going home without any warning.

1/2 thederpyone February 26 2011, 08:33:32 UTC

I guess that makes sense.

thederpyone February 26 2011, 08:34:10 UTC

But waaaay depressing, dude. And girls are just too pretty.

hana_king February 26 2011, 21:17:38 UTC

Well, who knows? Maybe you'll end up meeting one you really like one of these days.

sorry for being so sloooow! thederpyone March 1 2011, 22:21:59 UTC

That would be nice. [slow nod like yeeeeeaaaaah.]

Then I could tell her something like [instant sparkle in his eye as he looks off into the distance] "your love gives me wings."

no worries, I'm pretty slow these days myself o/ hana_king March 2 2011, 05:22:41 UTC

[ ...hee. ]

If you think that'll work on her, go for it.

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