Just in case you haven't switched over to my new site yet, here is a taste of what you are missing.

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So, if you didn't already know, I've moved to a new site. I know, I know, I just did this a few months ago when I moved here. Sorry, but The Daily Poem wasn't really working for me. Something about the "daily-ness" really freaked me out about it. It was like I was in a committed relationship with an overly demanding partner who just kept ( Read more... )

Hey you. I missed you. What's that? You missed me too? Aw shucks, you're so sweet.

Hey, you want to play a game? Okay, cool. How about Worst Ever? You don't know how to play Worst Ever?! Here, let me show you.

Worst firefighters ever:

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I don't wanna!
I don't wanna!
I don't wanna!
I don't wanna!
I don't wanna!

Fine!

Consider this a fucking poem!

These politicians are all calling out to me ( Read more... )

Well, it looks like I'm going to be busy this weekend, so you fine folks will be given an extra bonus tonight. I'm not sure that I'll be able to post the second episode of Ask Pat before Monday which means I'm doing it tonight. So, on top of the dark poem that I wrote earlier today, you are getting Episode 2 of Ask Pat as an added bonus ( Read more... )

We speak of friction ( Read more... )

The line dividing love from hate ( Read more... )

8=D(y)

(Who says math can't be poetic?)

He walks among us ( Read more... )