I've been reading about this house-swapping thing, which is kind of like wife-swapping except the people who do it seem less weird. What you do is, you go online and put your name up on a site, and there are all these other people on the site as well, from all over the world, and you contact them and negotiate a deal for you to stay in their house ( Read more... )

I detest deceptive toys. You know the kind I'm talking about, the ones where you were all excited and you begged your parents to buy them, and then they finally did, and the shit malfunctioned and broke on you faster than you could say "cowabunga". I would like to illustrate three such products that royally pissed me off as a kid.

1. The first ( Read more... )

I have come to a new discovery. I am obsessed with fruit roll-ups. Goddamn, they are like flattened chewy pieces of sweetened happiness. I want to wrap myself up in them like a mummy and eat my way back from the underworld. To tell the truth, I think I am going to go out and buy Amanda a whole bunch of edible underwear, just because I  have heard ( Read more... )

Ok, so the question of the day is simple yet disturbing, if you were stranded on an island and knew you had to eat an animal to survive until rescue, is there any type of animal you would refuse to eat, if so, what kind ( Read more... )

According to my tea package, "Recent studies suggest that the Antioxidant Flavonoids found in black and green tea may help protect your body from damage caused by free radicals."

Thank God for those Flavonoids. I don't know what I'd do with out them. Seriously, does anyone else think this is the craziest thing they've heard in weeks? What the deuce ( Read more... )

Nothing too dramatic, just making a little friends cut. If you find yourself off my list, it is for one of the following reasons ( Read more... )

So a friend, who shall remain nameless for obvious reasons, calls me today and tells me he was arrested yesterday. This is surprising, since he has always been quite the upstanding citizen, and to my knowledge has never been in any real trouble. Then, he tells me why. He got caught having sex at a water park, in the wave pool. I just started ( Read more... )

I am apparently sick with something. This displeases me greatly. It just better not be that bird flu, not that I am implying it is, but if that were to be the case, birds would be in a whole heap of trouble. If I am going down, I am taking some filthy flu carrying birds down with me. You hear me, you dirty little vectors? If you give me your rotten ( Read more... )

Ok, so I am going to do a fairly large friends cut in the next few days. I read everything on my friends page, and that's how I like it. I don't skip, and I don't skim. I like to communicate on this thing, and to get to know people pretty well. Having said that, there are those on my list, who rarely comment, or perhaps aren't reading my journal, ( Read more... )

I was walking Grendel today and he takes off at one point like a chubby little laser beam, because lets face it, he's a spazzy sausage rocket, and somehow he jerks the leash out of my hand. Ok, no big deal, we'll just have another friendly game of "chase the bulldog until the neighbors shut their windows because the guy with the crazy dog is ( Read more... )