Cowabunga!

[thecoldroom]

I was walking Grendel today and he takes off at one point like a chubby little laser beam, because lets face it, he's a spazzy sausage rocket, and somehow he jerks the leash out of my hand. Ok, no big deal, we'll just have another friendly game of "chase the bulldog until the neighbors shut their windows because the guy with the crazy dog is

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haha

[micahmoto]

Did it come from the lake you think? Are you just feeding it cheese to fatten it up for thanksgiving dinner? You know that chinese restaurant down the road will pay good money to make turtle soup out of that!

Re: haha

[thecoldroom]

Remember the pond out back? I think it likely came from there. I've actually never had turtle soup, but no, I have no intention of eating it. I kind of like her, but you know me, I always get mixed up with the rough bitchy ones. :p

[kristin1028]

ok now, where do you live? b.c i would thoroughly enjoy watching the dog and turtle do battle :-)

[thecoldroom]

The Colerain area, but I think I will be keeping them apart from now on, for my sanity if nothing else. :)

[kristin1028]

that is hilarious. your dog is too cute though.
hey you live close to me! lol

[babel_fish]

HAHA, your dog is a rapist. He attacked a turtle to have sex with it, and you paid for it. Its so funny, I cna't get over it.

[thecoldroom]

Sometimes, you gotta take one for the team.

[babel_fish]

Does that mean you had to have sex with the turtle's ugly turtle friend?

"Thanks for last night David, call me?"

[thecoldroom]

"Well, you've got my email. Uhhh drop me a line or something...yeah, I gotta go."

I HOPE YOU DISINFECTED YOUR WRIST IMMEDIATELY

[maroonjar]

I'm sorry to hear about the vicious turtle having a taste of ya. Also, Grendel is a humping machine. Like dog like owner, I guess.

Also, WHY DID YOU GO FEED THE DAMN THING AFTER IT BIT YOU? Just look from far away to see if it's ok and RUN.

Goodness. Glad everyone's alright. Someone needs to get that turtle away from people. What a vicious little...

And please tell your dog to keep his weiner in his pants.

Re: I HOPE YOU DISINFECTED YOUR WRIST IMMEDIATELY

[thecoldroom]

He uhhhhh, doesn't wear pants.

Re: I HOPE YOU DISINFECTED YOUR WRIST IMMEDIATELY

[maroonjar]

Damn, you're right. You know, you two DO have more in common than I thought.

Re: I HOPE YOU DISINFECTED YOUR WRIST IMMEDIATELY

[thecoldroom]

I wear pants...sometimes.

[djdar]

Ha ha ha, you should have fed, ha ha ha, fed it a whole bag of peanuts, ha ha ha, during the humping!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[thecoldroom]

I hate you all...except for Mrs. Pac Man.