Retail Therapy

[thechinesecurse]

After a rather...emotional morning, I went to work and actually had quite a good time. One of the Friday night girls is cute as a button, and...actually, so is the other one. I heard amusing rumours about the worker that everyone hates (there is always one); she is planning to kick up a stink about some extra supervisor shifts I'm in line for.

Comments

[dryad_duinath]

that looks like a peter to me.

[meriae]

I have a pink one like that, although I haven't named it. I picked it up at a sex toy party, and the one you have they called "Moby".

ha!

[thechinesecurse]

*flounces, twirling hair* Call me, Ishmael!

[sinisterbug]

Hm, I've never taken a shot at naming a sex toy, namely because I haven't ever got the chance.

But I tend to name things old British names.

Like Huxtable Jiggins I, Phillip Georgington II, and Alexander Porpington III, and so on.

Good luck with that.

[thechinesecurse]

Chad! Valiant! Junior!

Hehe. There's a series of TV commercials here for one of the national banks that, um, are really hard to explain but they have the most lovable dork EVAR in them. At one point he is in the bank 'incognito' and all the staff are greeting him by name and he says, "I am not Ira Goldstein, I am.....(*slow grin*)Chad Valiant Jr."

Also, my old computer was named Jeeves, but partly because he was going senile.

Porpington. Heh. That's fantastic. Sir Roger Porpington of the Essex Porpingtons.

(*snicker* I said 'sex'. Blowjob-face icon!)